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01

A man at the airline counter tells the rep, ‘I’d like this bag to go to Berlin, this one to California, and this one to London.’
The rep says, ‘I’m sorry, Sir, we can’t do that.’
The man replied, 'Nonsense. That is what you did last time I flew with you.'

02

A jet ran into some turbulent weather. To keep the passengers calm the flight attendants brought out the beverage carts. ‘I’d like a soda,’ said a passenger in the first row. Moving along, the attendant asked the man behind her if he would like something. ‘Yes, I would,’ he replied. ‘Give me whatever the pilot is drinking!’

03

It was mealtime during an airline flight. 'Would you like dinner?' the
flight attendant asked a passenger, seated in front. 'What are my choices?'
the passenger asked.
'Yes or no,' she replied.

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