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A blonde man lived on a farm. He didn't get many visitors, so a friend went to see him. When the friend got there, the blonde was standing stiff as a board, out in the middle of the cow pasture. The friend yelled out to him, and asked what he was doing standing out there all still and straight.
He replied that he was trying to win a Noble Peace prize. The friend said, "Well, that's great, but what are you doing in the paddock?"
The blonde replied, "I was reading the newspaper, and it said all you had to do to win the Noble Peace prize was to be outstanding in your field."

stiff – твердый, напряженный
pasture – пастбище
paddock - луг